I've been using this Crest "3D White" toothpaste, but I've long since been disappointed with it. I've used several whitening toothpastes in the past, but comparatively this one has given me little results. I know the whole "3D" thing is a gimmick, but I figured it would at least follow through on its whitening promise.
So I ended up using the last little bit of the toothpaste this morning (good riddance), and I'm cleaning my room later and I come across my 3D glasses. I had a good chuckle and decided it would be fun to look at my teeth in the mirror with the glasses on.
Yeah, so apparently -that's- why it's called "3D White": You need 3D glasses to see the full effect.
Long story, short, my teeth were so blazingly white when being looked at through the 3D glasses that I'm now completely and permanently blind (so the doctors tell me) and there are broken pieces of mirror scattered all across the bathroom and embedded into the walls.
David has been kind enough to help me apply for disability online (since I can't see to do it myself). I just hope this won't hurt my chances of getting hired by that valet company I applied for. I really need a job...
Hahahaha . . . OH ADRIAN! :) You probably can't read this, 'cause you're . . . well . . . blind, but hopefully you've figured out how to make your computer speak words for you or something. :) hahaha Blessings to you!
ReplyDeleteDanae: Yeah, I'm still figuring out how to cope with this new life. I recently got a seeing-eye dog off Craigslist, but I'm beginning to think I may have been scammed. If I'm at home and I get up to get a glass of water or something he barks vehemently at me until I sit back down and hold perfectly still. I have to have Andrew get me all my stuff, with whom he has no problem. If I take him with me to go somewhere he just continually bites at my ankles. At first I thought he was trying to steer me away from danger, but once when I reacted and moved in the direction I thought he was indicating, I ended up falling over the side of the highest overpass heading downtown (which I didn't even realize I was at) and into the Willamette River below. Also, he ate all my socks.
DeleteBAHAHAHAHAHA!!!! YOU! Please write a book. Please.
Deletelol Thanks. That's the plan (or something).
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